<?xml version='1.0' encoding='UTF-8'?><?xml-stylesheet href="http://www.blogger.com/styles/atom.css" type="text/css"?><feed xmlns='http://www.w3.org/2005/Atom' xmlns:openSearch='http://a9.com/-/spec/opensearchrss/1.0/' xmlns:georss='http://www.georss.org/georss' xmlns:gd='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005' xmlns:thr='http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0'><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2700325111972822827</id><updated>2011-04-21T21:40:08.777-07:00</updated><category term='Shart'/><category term='Fart'/><category term='Battery'/><category term='DUI'/><category term='Cop'/><title type='text'>Jose Cruz - FUI Farting Under The Influence</title><subtitle type='html'></subtitle><link rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#feed' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://joseacruz.blogspot.com/feeds/posts/default'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/2700325111972822827/posts/default?max-results=100'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://joseacruz.blogspot.com/'/><link rel='hub' href='http://pubsubhubbub.appspot.com/'/><author><name>News Editor</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/05767809525559607690</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><generator version='7.00' uri='http://www.blogger.com'>Blogger</generator><openSearch:totalResults>4</openSearch:totalResults><openSearch:startIndex>1</openSearch:startIndex><openSearch:itemsPerPage>100</openSearch:itemsPerPage><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2700325111972822827.post-8648282811477987685</id><published>2008-09-25T16:53:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2008-09-25T16:57:23.244-07:00</updated><title type='text'>Jose Cruz - Butt Battery Dismissed !</title><content type='html'>Word was relayed to Jose Cruz this morning via my wife (she read the story on WSAV.com) that the Police battery and obstruction charges have been dropped against Jose!&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Jose was then in contact with &lt;a href=http://www.thesmokinggun.com target=_blank&gt;The Smoking Gun&lt;/a&gt; Editor William Bastone for the third phone interview.  TSG then published another article &lt;a href=http://www.thesmokinggun.com/archive/years/2008/0925081cruz1.html target=_blank&gt;Gas Passing Charge Dropped&lt;/a&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/2700325111972822827-8648282811477987685?l=joseacruz.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://joseacruz.blogspot.com/feeds/8648282811477987685/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=2700325111972822827&amp;postID=8648282811477987685' title='2 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/2700325111972822827/posts/default/8648282811477987685'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/2700325111972822827/posts/default/8648282811477987685'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://joseacruz.blogspot.com/2008/09/jose-cruz-butt-battery-dismissed.html' title='Jose Cruz - Butt Battery Dismissed !'/><author><name>News Editor</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/05767809525559607690</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>2</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2700325111972822827.post-5065334419224658918</id><published>2008-09-24T19:57:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2008-09-25T16:52:03.547-07:00</updated><title type='text'>Jose Cruz Missile</title><content type='html'>&lt;a href="http://www.cafepress.com/josecruz"&gt;&lt;img style="width: 282px; height: 313px;" src="http://img91.imageshack.us/img91/675/cruzmissile4to5.jpg" border="0" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/2700325111972822827-5065334419224658918?l=joseacruz.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://joseacruz.blogspot.com/feeds/5065334419224658918/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=2700325111972822827&amp;postID=5065334419224658918' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/2700325111972822827/posts/default/5065334419224658918'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/2700325111972822827/posts/default/5065334419224658918'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://joseacruz.blogspot.com/2008/09/jose-cruz-missile.html' title='Jose Cruz Missile'/><author><name>News Editor</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/05767809525559607690</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2700325111972822827.post-3749022490145290888</id><published>2008-09-24T19:54:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2008-09-25T16:52:30.898-07:00</updated><title type='text'>Jose Cruz - Passing Gas On Cop</title><content type='html'>We're working on a T-shirt store.  You can submit your fart on a cop designs to Adulttraffic@gmail.com&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Till then view what we have @ &lt;a href=http://www.cafepress.com/josecruz target=_blank&gt;http://www.cafepress.com/josecruz&lt;/a&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/2700325111972822827-3749022490145290888?l=joseacruz.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://joseacruz.blogspot.com/feeds/3749022490145290888/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=2700325111972822827&amp;postID=3749022490145290888' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/2700325111972822827/posts/default/3749022490145290888'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/2700325111972822827/posts/default/3749022490145290888'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://joseacruz.blogspot.com/2008/09/jose-cruz-passing-gas-on-cop.html' title='Jose Cruz - Passing Gas On Cop'/><author><name>News Editor</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/05767809525559607690</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2700325111972822827.post-7402633027929293062</id><published>2008-09-24T19:46:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2008-09-24T19:54:09.093-07:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Shart'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Battery'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Cop'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Fart'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='DUI'/><title type='text'>Jose Cruz - FUI; Farting Under The Influence</title><content type='html'>Jose A. Cruz, from Clarksburg, was pulled over and arrested in Charleston, Wv for driving without headlights and then DUI on Tuesday September 23, 2008.  Upon visiting the police station Jose farted in the general direction and fanned the fart toward the patrolman.  He was then charged with battery for this.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Read more about the story, including the official criminal complaint on the following web sites:&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.thesmokinggun.com/archive/years/2008/0924081gas1.html" target="_blank"&gt;The Smoking Gun&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.cnn.com/2008/CRIME/09/24/flatulence.charge.ap/" target="_blank"&gt;CNN.com&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a href="http://digg.com/odd_stuff/Farting_on_Police_Officer_Battery" target="_blank"&gt;Digg.com&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;and plenty more: &lt;a href="http://news.google.com/news?scoring=d&amp;amp;hl=en&amp;amp;q=jose+cruz+clarksburg%2C+wv&amp;amp;btnG=Search" target="_blank"&gt;News.Google.Com&lt;/a&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/2700325111972822827-7402633027929293062?l=joseacruz.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://joseacruz.blogspot.com/feeds/7402633027929293062/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=2700325111972822827&amp;postID=7402633027929293062' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/2700325111972822827/posts/default/7402633027929293062'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/2700325111972822827/posts/default/7402633027929293062'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://joseacruz.blogspot.com/2008/09/jose-cruz-fui.html' title='Jose Cruz - FUI; Farting Under The Influence'/><author><name>News Editor</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/05767809525559607690</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry></feed>
